PaintedSteelOnPaperShields

Hey, I'm Megan.

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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heckacute:

If somebody knocks on the door while I’m in a public bathroom, I just start laughing and yell, “You fool! Do you have any idea what I’m capable of? Do you know what I’m doing in here?” 

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samanddeanandcasarelove:

mishafer:

farrahda5hy:

mishafer:

Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk & has a huge fucking orgy. 

#i bet he was a kindergarten teacher

*Sunday school teacher.  

Kindergarten teacher at a private Christian school

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

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lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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